I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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