oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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