im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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