Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
