its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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