This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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