True but thats because hes a fetus.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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