I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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