My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize