Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it glows. i had to have it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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