How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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