i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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