We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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