She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
and you fell through a lawn chair
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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