areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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