some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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