HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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