took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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