The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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