So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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