Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
