so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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