I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Quick, to the slutcave!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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