what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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