you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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