he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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