Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
