all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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