I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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