where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
