And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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