then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
