Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
