Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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