You really coming over, don't trick.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
third nipple confirmed
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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