Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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