Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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