I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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