okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
