yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
