Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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