I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Who died my cat blue again?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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