I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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