gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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