who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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