I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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