I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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