WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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