listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Everclear isn't food dammit
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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