I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Text me some of your sweat
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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