I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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