Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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