Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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