question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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