Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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