Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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