quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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