I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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