He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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