Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
we should paint friendship bongs
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