i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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