U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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