I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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